WHAT’S CIRCULATING AROUND IN EMAILS.

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT ….
I GOT A PRE-DECLINED CREDIT CARD IN THE MAIL.

AFRICAN TELEVISION STATIONS ARE NOW SHOWING “SPONSOR AN AMERICAN CHILD” COMMERCIAS.

i ORDERED A BURGER AT MCDONALD’S AND THE KID BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED, “CAN YOU AFFORD FRIES WITH THAT?”

CEO’S ARE NOW PLAYING MINIATURE GOLF.

EXXON-MOBIL LAID OFF 25 CONGRESSMEN.

MY ATM GAVE ME AN IOU!

A STRIPPER WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED WHEN HER AUDIENCE SHOWERED HER WITH ROLLS OF PENNIES WHILE SHE DANCED.

I SAW A MORMON POLYGAMIST WITH ONLY ONE WIFE.

I BOUGHT A TOASTER OVEN AND MY FREE GIFT WITH PURCHASE WAS A BANK.

IF THE BANK RETURNS YOUR CHECK MARKED “INSUFFICIENT FUNDS,” YOU CALL THEM AND ASK IF THEY MEANT YOU OR THEM.

MCDONALD’S IS SELLING THE 1/4 OUNCER.

ANGELINA JOLIE ADOPTED A CHILD FROM AMERICA.

PARENTS IN BEVERLY HILLS FIRED THEIR NANNIES AND LEARNED THEIR CHILDREN’S NAMES.

A TRUCKLOAD OF AMERICANS WAS CAUGHT SNEAKING INTO MEXICO.

MOTEL SIX WON’T LEAVE THE LIGHT ON AMYMORE.

A PICTURE IS NOW WORTH 200 WORDS.

THEY RENAMED WALL STREET “WAL-MART” STREET.

WHEN BILL AND HILLARY TRAVEL TOGETHER, THEY NOW HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM.

THE TREASURE ISLAND CASINO IN VEGAS IS NOW MANAGED BY THE SOMALI PIRATES.

CONGRESS SAYS THEY ARE LOOKING INTO THE BERNARD MADOFF SCANDAL. OH GREAT! THE GUY WO MADE 50 BILLION DISAPPEAR IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MADE 1.5 TRILLION DISAPPEAR!

AND FINALLY …….

I WAS SO DEPRESSED LAST NIGHT THINKING ABOUT THE ECONOMY, WARS, JOBS, MY SAVINGS, SOCIAL SECURITY, RETIREMENT FUNDS, ETC. I CALLED THE SUICIDE HOTLINE. I GOT A CALL CENTER IN PAKISTAN, AND WHEN I TOLD THEM I WAS SUICIDAL, THEY GOT ALL EXCITED, AND ASKED IF I COULD DRIVE A TRUCK …..